1 00:00:25,008 --> 00:00:30,904 The Reverse Cowgirl S16E01 Subtitles: NL-Subs Darkone 2 00:00:34,674 --> 00:00:35,714 Throw it here! Throw it here! 3 00:00:37,528 --> 00:00:39,075 Yeah! Nice one, Clyde! 4 00:00:39,257 --> 00:00:39,809 Clyde! 5 00:00:40,745 --> 00:00:41,161 Clyde! 6 00:00:41,859 --> 00:00:43,497 Clyde, get up here! Hurry! 7 00:00:49,447 --> 00:00:50,142 What is that? 8 00:00:52,463 --> 00:00:53,054 A toilet. 9 00:00:54,237 --> 00:00:56,096 That's right. It's a toilet, Clyde. 10 00:00:56,382 --> 00:00:58,085 And where is the toilet seat? 11 00:00:58,801 --> 00:00:59,887 It's up. 12 00:01:00,407 --> 00:01:02,344 Because you left it up. Again! 13 00:01:02,877 --> 00:01:06,582 We've been through this a countless times, Clyde. Okay mom, just not in front of my friends okay? 14 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,169 No, not okay. Because you aren't getting the message! 15 00:01:09,501 --> 00:01:11,705 What if I'd fallen in? Start listening to me! 16 00:01:11,825 --> 00:01:13,668 Put it down! Put it down! 17 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:17,970 Thank you. 18 00:01:22,285 --> 00:01:23,728 Dude, that sucks, Clyde. 19 00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:27,066 A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet-time like that. 20 00:01:27,566 --> 00:01:29,841 Toilet-time is the last bastion of American freedom. 21 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,365 Is your mom always like that, dude? 22 00:01:33,464 --> 00:01:34,235 Look, could you guys... 23 00:01:34,608 --> 00:01:36,473 not say anything about this in school, please? 24 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:38,869 Ofcourse man. It's cool. 25 00:01:41,716 --> 00:01:42,801 Clyde, Clyde! 26 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,979 What have I told you about pissing on the seat? 27 00:01:45,099 --> 00:01:45,930 and Clyde's all like... 28 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,790 Okay mom, fuck! Not in front of my friends! 29 00:01:51,728 --> 00:01:53,334 Cartman, it was actually really lame. 30 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:54,360 I know, right! 31 00:01:54,535 --> 00:01:57,656 Women are just jealous 'cause they have to face outwards to pee and crap. 32 00:01:59,410 --> 00:01:59,943 Wait a minute... 33 00:02:00,313 --> 00:02:02,374 You're supposed to poop on the toilet facing out? 34 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:07,802 But I thought you sit on the toilet this way. 35 00:02:07,922 --> 00:02:10,717 So that you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolatemilk. 36 00:02:11,529 --> 00:02:13,115 Well, because you got the flusher right here 37 00:02:13,726 --> 00:02:14,110 No? 38 00:02:14,981 --> 00:02:16,548 Oh jeez, that's embarrassing. 39 00:02:17,419 --> 00:02:17,868 Clyde! 40 00:02:19,096 --> 00:02:19,675 Clyde! 41 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:21,846 Aah, there you are! 42 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:22,613 Mom? 43 00:02:22,964 --> 00:02:25,145 Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant! 44 00:02:25,463 --> 00:02:25,886 Why? 45 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:28,360 What have I told you about... 46 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,329 putting the toiletseat down after you go to the bathroom? 47 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,004 Mom, I'm in class. 48 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:33,754 How many times do I have to tell you, Clyde? 49 00:02:33,874 --> 00:02:36,825 I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again. 50 00:02:36,945 --> 00:02:39,818 Betsy, come back home, it's just not that big a deal. 51 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:42,866 No, Roger. It's a disgusting habit and I'm sick and tired of it. 52 00:02:42,986 --> 00:02:46,684 If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina. 53 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:49,711 My grandma is from Virginia. 54 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:55,755 You're coming home right now, and you're putting the seat where it belongs. 55 00:03:04,204 --> 00:03:06,821 Dude, I'm telling you it was freaking hysterical. 56 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:12,606 Clyde had to get up in middle of class and follow his mom home to put the seat down. 57 00:03:12,907 --> 00:03:15,287 He was so embarrassed, dude, I thought he was gonna die. 58 00:03:16,498 --> 00:03:17,903 I know, fat-ass. I was there. 59 00:03:19,008 --> 00:03:19,520 His mom... 60 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,251 His mom goes 61 00:03:20,442 --> 00:03:23,822 Clyde, you're an asshole and now I have toilet water in my vagigi. 62 00:03:24,014 --> 00:03:26,494 That's not what she said. You're putting extra's on it again. 63 00:03:26,614 --> 00:03:27,640 It's not that funny. 64 00:03:28,225 --> 00:03:30,830 I know dude. The bathroom is the last bastion of American freedoom. 65 00:03:31,849 --> 00:03:34,333 Don't you feel just a little bad for Clyde? 66 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:35,928 Uh uh. 67 00:03:36,732 --> 00:03:37,390 Well you should. 68 00:03:37,748 --> 00:03:41,363 The poor guy shouldn't be screamed at for something that isn't that big a deal at all. 69 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,070 What's going on? 70 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,158 They're trying to save Clydes mom. From what? 71 00:03:52,278 --> 00:03:54,847 They're saying Clyde left the toilet seat up again. 72 00:03:57,602 --> 00:04:00,405 Hang in there. You're going to be fine okay? Stay with me now. 73 00:04:01,136 --> 00:04:03,078 I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. What?! 74 00:04:03,198 --> 00:04:05,914 When she fell into the toilet, she also made it flush. 75 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:08,847 It created a suction that's literally pulling out her insides. 76 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:11,006 Can't we disconnect the toilet from the plumbing? 77 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,052 Yes, we'll have to, but 78 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:15,692 when we do that the change in pressure will rip out her organs. 79 00:04:15,812 --> 00:04:17,975 But she's not going to die, is she? 80 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:20,980 Why did you leave the toilet seat up, son? 81 00:04:21,784 --> 00:04:22,385 Clyde! 82 00:04:22,505 --> 00:04:23,279 Clyde! 83 00:04:24,445 --> 00:04:25,006 Clyde! 84 00:04:25,274 --> 00:04:27,967 I want you to know that I don't blame you for this. 85 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:29,903 We should've been 86 00:04:30,476 --> 00:04:33,834 harder on you all those times you left the toilet seat up. 87 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:35,620 Mom, I'm sorry. 88 00:04:37,219 --> 00:04:37,551 I...don't... 89 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:40,011 have a lot of time, Clyde. 90 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:40,983 Just... 91 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:41,715 please... 92 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:44,428 put the seat down from now on. 93 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:46,829 for your sisters sake, please. 94 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:49,566 Oh, God, please let me go. Let me go. 95 00:04:49,798 --> 00:04:51,710 Do it! Do it! Do it! 96 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:02,640 Mom? 97 00:05:09,683 --> 00:05:13,739 I'll always remember Betsy Donovans kind nature, more then anything. 98 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:17,337 She always treated people with dignity and respect. 99 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:20,097 What a tradegy she had to leave us so soon. 100 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:24,028 But I'm sure Betsy is hoping that her dead will help women everywhere 101 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:27,949 just take that extra second to look before they sit on a toilet. 102 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:32,735 I'd like to say on behalf of the departed, that 103 00:05:32,855 --> 00:05:36,068 it isn't a womens responsibility to see that the seat is down. 104 00:05:36,188 --> 00:05:38,627 It's a mens responsibility to put it down. 105 00:05:38,747 --> 00:05:39,840 It's not that hard. 106 00:05:40,529 --> 00:05:42,374 Yeah, yes. That's right. 107 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,380 Putting the toilet seat down isn't that hard. 108 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:52,219 So is it too much too ask women to just look? 109 00:05:52,497 --> 00:05:56,815 And put it down before they go plopping their butts blindly to the toilet bowl? 110 00:05:57,004 --> 00:06:00,253 My God, people. This is a funeral! Please have some respect! 111 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:02,996 There is a little boy here who has lost his mother! 112 00:06:03,253 --> 00:06:04,732 He'll never see her again! 113 00:06:05,078 --> 00:06:09,599 Because he couldn't take that sixth- tenth of a second to put the seat down 114 00:06:09,719 --> 00:06:11,194 when he was done peeing. 115 00:06:11,629 --> 00:06:13,582 And now little Clyde's mother is dead. 116 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,743 And the blood is on his penis. 117 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,067 It's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway, Phillip. 118 00:06:26,147 --> 00:06:29,056 Hi Ugly Bob. Hi Terrance, hi Phillip. Mom, get the door! 119 00:06:29,298 --> 00:06:30,968 You're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob. 120 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:33,478 How come you guys sayt stuff like that? Because you're goddamn ugly... 121 00:06:34,608 --> 00:06:36,952 Hello mam, we're the toilet safety administration. 122 00:06:37,072 --> 00:06:37,791 The what? 123 00:06:37,911 --> 00:06:42,612 After the recent tragedy, new safety regulations require us to check all toilets. 124 00:06:42,732 --> 00:06:44,623 Can we come in? Sure. 125 00:06:46,077 --> 00:06:46,983 Who are these buttholes? 126 00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:49,360 It's the toilet safety administration, hun. 127 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,138 They're going to do something to the potty. 128 00:06:51,258 --> 00:06:52,925 My potty? What are they going to do to it? 129 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:55,950 He, he! That's my bathroom. 130 00:06:57,568 --> 00:07:00,094 Oh yeah, we're going to have to completely redo this mam. 131 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:03,360 You need to have this counter moved a minimum of six inches 132 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,559 But we'll go ahead and install your safety belt. --Safety belt? 133 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:11,296 Federal law requires all toilets to be fitted with a harnes so nobody can fall in. 134 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:13,648 Dude, you can't make me wear a seatbelt to take a dump. 135 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,698 This is for your safety. A woman died, you know. 136 00:07:17,014 --> 00:07:19,175 Yeah, but the bloods on Clyde's weiner, not mine. 137 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:24,934 Sir, we are really worried about our friend Clyde. 138 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,597 Everywhere he goes people are telling him he has blood 139 00:07:28,062 --> 00:07:29,043 on his weiner. 140 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,389 Uh-uh, go on. 141 00:07:30,821 --> 00:07:33,447 We keep trying to tell him maybe this all isn't his fault. 142 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:36,463 Maybe the people who made the toilet are to blame for what happened. 143 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:37,856 So we were just wondering... 144 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,169 if we could sue somebody. 145 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,485 You can always sue somebody. 146 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:44,221 All right, you see, Clyde. 147 00:07:44,413 --> 00:07:47,396 Okay, we wanna help him sue whoever invented the toilet. 148 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,102 You got it. 149 00:07:50,914 --> 00:07:52,484 Here we go, the inventor of the toilet. 150 00:07:52,858 --> 00:07:54,537 Sir Thomas Harrington. 151 00:07:54,936 --> 00:07:57,479 In England, died in 1692. 152 00:07:59,166 --> 00:07:59,955 Aw, he's dead? 153 00:08:00,196 --> 00:08:02,001 So, then we can't sue him? 154 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:03,372 Why not? You can always sue somebody. 155 00:08:03,638 --> 00:08:05,790 Just going to take some special protocol. 156 00:08:06,106 --> 00:08:07,502 We would have to perform... 157 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:09,214 a suance. 158 00:08:12,389 --> 00:08:14,649 A...a...a...a... 159 00:08:14,769 --> 00:08:15,422 suance? 160 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:17,666 You bet. 161 00:08:17,786 --> 00:08:20,916 Here at Hoffman and Turk we specialize in suing the dead. 162 00:08:21,036 --> 00:08:22,765 If you hire us, we'll work hard... 163 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:23,438 for you. 164 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:24,490 Wow, really?! 165 00:08:24,806 --> 00:08:25,753 You hear that, Clyde? 166 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:27,872 Now look, 167 00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:31,853 I'll be asking all of you to have a very open mind 168 00:08:31,973 --> 00:08:34,321 and a willingness to face your fears. 169 00:08:35,152 --> 00:08:36,498 I warn you boys. 170 00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:38,978 A suance can be very... 171 00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:39,967 expensive. 172 00:08:40,848 --> 00:08:41,662 How expensive? 173 00:08:42,219 --> 00:08:43,092 How much do you have? 174 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,859 Clyde got $3000 from his moms life insurrance. 175 00:08:46,181 --> 00:08:46,771 Wow! 176 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:50,303 That's exactly how much a suance costs. 177 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,441 Wow, that's weird. 178 00:09:09,124 --> 00:09:09,581 Damn it! 179 00:09:13,711 --> 00:09:14,792 He, he, officer. 180 00:09:15,216 --> 00:09:18,074 If you're sitting on the toilet you need to wear your safety belt, sir. 181 00:09:18,407 --> 00:09:19,953 Yeah, I know, I had it on. 182 00:09:20,073 --> 00:09:22,587 I just took it of for a second to get the uh... to get... 183 00:09:22,707 --> 00:09:26,003 The address here is 260 avenue de los Mexicanos? 184 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:28,245 Ooh, come on, don't give me a ticket! 185 00:09:28,469 --> 00:09:30,813 Got to wear the safety belt or you could fall in. 186 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:33,389 I'm nog going to fall in. I'm not a chick. 187 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,708 The law is the law, sir. 188 00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,513 You can pay this by mail or appear in court on that date. 189 00:09:38,754 --> 00:09:41,048 Have a good day, sir. Yeah, thanks. 190 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,103 Asshole. 191 00:09:42,223 --> 00:09:43,253 You say something? 192 00:09:43,445 --> 00:09:45,555 No, I was talking to my asshole. 193 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:48,024 Come on, asshole. Let get back to work. 194 00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:55,744 This is unbelievable. 195 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,838 Stupid toilet safety administration. 196 00:09:58,038 --> 00:10:01,009 You can't even take a crap at IHOP without a fourty-minute line! 197 00:10:01,607 --> 00:10:06,161 Shoes off, belts off! Sharp objects go in the plastic tray! 198 00:10:06,281 --> 00:10:07,715 This is inhumane. 199 00:10:07,835 --> 00:10:08,646 Shut up! 200 00:10:09,227 --> 00:10:09,842 Sir. 201 00:10:10,997 --> 00:10:12,851 Taking a dump today, mam? 202 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:14,862 No, just need to pee. 203 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,144 I'll just need to check inside your asshole. 204 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,554 Hee, how about you people speed it up in here? 205 00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:23,679 I'm about to crap my pants and I demand access to the toilets 206 00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:24,593 right now! 207 00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:27,279 Do you mind if I toch your balls, sir? 208 00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:28,525 What? Yes I'd mind! 209 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:30,979 Do you mind if I touch your fucking balls? 210 00:10:32,372 --> 00:10:33,527 Okay, I'm done. 211 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:37,317 Right, sir. I just need to check inside your asshole. 212 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,631 I don't need you wiping my ass for me. I am a grown man. 213 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:43,323 Yes, you're a big boy, aren't you, sir? 214 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,105 Yeah, I'm a big boy. 215 00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:46,983 That's a big boy, sir. 216 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:48,512 I'm a big boy. 217 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:50,099 I took a big boy poop. 218 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:51,318 Yes. 219 00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:55,174 Alright boys, sit down and clear your minds. 220 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,202 The suance is about to begin. 221 00:10:57,322 --> 00:11:00,443 Doors and windows are locked. You boys have your $500 in cash ready? 222 00:11:01,347 --> 00:11:01,746 Yeah. 223 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:06,150 Alright. Then I've got this big bowl set here, to catch all money were about to make. 224 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,034 Now. Let us start. 225 00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:11,683 We call out to the land of the dead. 226 00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:16,304 Sir John Harrington Your presence is requested. 227 00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:19,686 Appear to us, John Harrington. 228 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,512 We have a subpoena. 229 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,229 Jeez, it's not working. 230 00:11:24,744 --> 00:11:26,415 John Harrington. 231 00:11:26,955 --> 00:11:30,121 My client is due compensation for negligence. 232 00:11:34,957 --> 00:11:37,143 What is your name, spirit? 233 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:38,223 Burns. 234 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,051 Jimmy Burns. What's it to you? 235 00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:41,287 Who are you, mugs? 236 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:43,307 That's how people talked in the past. 237 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:48,077 We have a claim against a John Harrington. Do you know him spirit? 238 00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,703 Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't. 239 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,769 Might need a little something something to jar my memory. 240 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,395 We got to grease him. Put a hundred in the box. 241 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:01,701 Oh yeah, Harrington. I know him. 242 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,410 Always going round inventing things. 243 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,833 Yes, that's him. Is his personage amongst you? 244 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:10,692 Well, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. 245 00:12:10,812 --> 00:12:11,689 Give him another hundred. 246 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:16,794 Yeah, I've seen him around, alright. 247 00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:20,965 He was just down that way. Bragging about some porcelain machine. 248 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,131 No! 249 00:12:23,405 --> 00:12:24,968 No! 250 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,937 By the power of Christ, we sue you. 251 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,865 By the power of Christ, we sue you. 252 00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:31,602 You can't sue me! 253 00:12:32,649 --> 00:12:35,059 Quick, put the other $300 in the box! 254 00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:43,201 This actualy went really, really well. 255 00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:46,718 Always happens some burocrate tries to block the first sue ons attempt. 256 00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:48,298 But this was good. We'll get him tomorrow. 257 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:49,080 So, that's it? 258 00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:51,569 Yeah, were going to need about 400 more dollars tomorrow. 259 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,663 I know you're sad about your mom, Clyde. But don't worry. We're going to win this thing. 260 00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:06,346 Put your coffee in the plastic tray, please, sir. 261 00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,242 Shoes off. Belts off. 262 00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:09,390 Yeah, yeah. 263 00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:11,865 Got any metal in your pockets? 264 00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:14,659 I just need to check your asshole. 265 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,888 So ridiculous. 266 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:19,208 Asshole clear. 267 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:20,226 Thanks. 268 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,180 Pick your coffee up, sir. 269 00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:27,307 Anyways, he says i'm getting nothing anyway, so you can... 270 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,012 Hee, what's that thing? 271 00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:33,328 That's a camera. It's a security camera. 272 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,513 You people have me on camera now? 273 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:38,157 It's okay sir. There's just one person 274 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:41,667 viewing the monitors in a discrete location. 275 00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,757 How long are we going to sit around 276 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,369 while our freedoms are stripped away one by one. 277 00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:54,851 Time for us to stand together and say, we want the goverment out of our bathrooms. 278 00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:58,375 Now listen. 279 00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,344 All we have to do is agree as a community 280 00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,880 to all bolt our toilet seats down. 281 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,248 If they can't raise or lower, there's zero change of anyone falling in. 282 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:11,635 If there's no toilet seats, the goverment can't make toilet seat laws. 283 00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,570 No, no. hold on. 284 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,780 If the seat can't raise up the men will just pee all over it. 285 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,685 No, we won't. 286 00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:23,356 Yeah, you will. 287 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,540 Well, sorry if women might have to deal with a little splash of pee on the rimm. 288 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,446 But its a far beter solution then having the goverment in our batrooms, right? 289 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,919 How about we agree to that, if... 290 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,087 men will agree that they will always sit down to urinate. 291 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:38,832 Well, no, you can't make men sit down to pee. 292 00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,620 How could we play sink the boat? 293 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,932 Yeah, how will Nelson and I make an X on sleepover nights? 294 00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:45,751 What about us loggers? 295 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:49,390 Hardworking men who like to stand up after they have taken a poo 296 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:52,951 and then turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine? 297 00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:58,689 Sorry, but if we don't want the goverment treating us like children, 298 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:01,934 we might have to give up being able to pee our feces in half. 299 00:15:02,247 --> 00:15:05,002 But folks been logging round these parts for generations. 300 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:08,844 My papy taught me logging. And his papy before him. 301 00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,704 Yeah, I think we just got to live with the TSA. 302 00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:13,422 Yeah, yeah. 303 00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:22,260 Merciful summary on behalf of the plaintive? 304 00:15:23,772 --> 00:15:24,577 What's happening now? 305 00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:27,341 Our motion has been denied by the judge. 306 00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,885 Concentrate boys! 307 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:35,052 This Spectre is like none I have ever encountered. 308 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,455 He managed to avert liability within injunction against our claim. 309 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:39,741 So, what does that mean? 310 00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:42,624 We'll hit him with a class-action lawsuit tomorrow. 311 00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:46,317 We'll need all your friends and family to sign a petition and kick in 50 bucks each. 312 00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:47,047 What?! 313 00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:51,656 Hang in there, Clyde. This is all to make the world a safer place. 314 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,701 Security breach! 315 00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:35,851 An embarrassing day for the toilets safety administration. 316 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:39,387 Shocking outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist 317 00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:43,129 managed to get through TSA security with a gun and a baby. 318 00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:45,146 Leaving the toilet seat up. 319 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:48,987 The head of TSA chief of operations had this to say; 320 00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,921 Shit! 321 00:17:51,893 --> 00:17:55,677 Meanwhile, outraged civilians claiming they're finally fed up 322 00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:58,117 with the overblown goverment bureaucracy. 323 00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:01,321 What good is the TSA if they're not protecting us? 324 00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:04,921 Why have we given up freedom if terrorists can take a hostage in a bathroom... 325 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,344 with a baby and a gun on the toilet? 326 00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:08,722 And the toilet seat was up. 327 00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:12,735 We've all stood by as mother goverment is taking our dignity. 328 00:18:12,855 --> 00:18:13,573 That's right! 329 00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:17,432 Now it is time to take responsibility for ourselves. 330 00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:21,315 It is time for all of us to grow up. 331 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,185 That's right. 332 00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:23,637 It is time 333 00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:25,427 for a suance. 334 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,368 Wait, what? 335 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,336 What the fuck is a suance? 336 00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:32,556 Tom, I'm standing outside the South Park courthouse 337 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,643 where experts have succesfully summoned the ghost 338 00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:38,357 of toilet inventor sir John Harrington. 339 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:41,328 Now that the spirit has crossed over from the dead. 340 00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:43,519 lawyers are going to try and sue him. 341 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:48,581 Sir Thomas Harrington, your extreme negliglence has cost tax payers millions. 342 00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,556 No! 343 00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,306 No! 344 00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:56,381 You will be sooth, spirtit. Thy liability is without question. 345 00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:01,381 Appear before this court, Harrington. 346 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,322 Never! 347 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,338 Quick, everyone, get out all your money. 348 00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:14,629 Clyde? 349 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,837 Clyde? 350 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,355 Mom? 351 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,062 This lawyer is a fraud. 352 00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:25,112 He has been swindeling you and your friends for your money. 353 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,311 Fuck me, it's a ghost. You can't sue the dead, Clyde. 354 00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:33,212 Putting the toilet seat down is a matter of simple etiquette. 355 00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:35,146 It's common sense, Clyde. 356 00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:36,548 Oh boy, here we go. 357 00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:40,461 Don't try and blame mommies death on anything but your faillure. 358 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,374 to do something I have asked you time and time again to do. 359 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,009 It's your fault. 360 00:19:45,474 --> 00:19:47,640 Now hold on just a second! 361 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:47,821 It's not anyone's fault. 362 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:56,933 I'am sick and tired of all this nonsense over my porcelain toilet machine. 363 00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,611 There he is. Sir John Harrington. 364 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:03,939 Quick, sue him! You can't sue me. 365 00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:07,931 You're all using my toilet invention the wrong way. 366 00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:12,089 When you have to sit and take a sir Harrington... 367 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,493 you're suppoosed to be facing this way. 368 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,846 So you can use the little shelf for your books, and your quill and your ink. 369 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,626 Aha! 370 00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:21,455 I told you you should sit on it that way! I told you! 371 00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:24,948 Why would I design it so that when you're finished taking a sir Harrington 372 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:29,446 you have to stand up, turn around a look right down at your Harrington to flush. 373 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:30,965 That's gross. 374 00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:33,392 Yes, but... 375 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,995 But if you sit on it that way, you have to take your pants all the way off. 376 00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:41,289 Why do you think I designed toilet rooms with a laundry hole? 377 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,776 That's what that hole is for? 378 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:50,487 Oops. 379 00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:56,293 So then... so then Clydes moms ghost was all like 380 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,530 Clyde, what have I told you Clyde, you asshole! 381 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,067 And Clyde is all like 382 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,821 Mom leave me alone! I'm seriously. Stop, please! 383 00:21:03,941 --> 00:21:05,167 Dude, it was a riot. 384 00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:08,071 That's not what I said. 385 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,348 Yeah, well... 386 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,803 I'm just glad that stupid TSA crap is over. 387 00:21:11,923 --> 00:21:14,865 I know you've had a tough week, Clyde. But at least your mom didn't die for nothing. 388 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:15,548 I mean... 389 00:21:15,668 --> 00:21:18,171 We're kinda right back at to the bathroom being the last bastion of American freedom 390 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,127 so, technically your mom did die for nothing, but... 391 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:21,541 Clyde? 392 00:21:22,873 --> 00:21:23,222 Clyde? 393 00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:24,462 Clyde, you there? 394 00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:25,336 Hello? 395 00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:45,669 Subtitles: NL-Subs Darkone